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ryansteele
wrote
Oct 15, 2009 at 10:59
Oct 15, 2009 at 10:59
ma dads just built a sub atomic particle collider to power his new tooth brush, its like the one in geneva but 1000,000, times more powerfull. it only took him 5 mins to design and build and brush. he took it to dragons den and has now sold 50,000,000,000 x 10 to the power of dumbledorfs cum sock. he now has more money than He-man and micheal jackson put together and he is going to buy me the new quantum powered santacruz v27000 which has 27 meters of travel all round with hope 50 pot dupleated urainium disc brakes and adamantium wheels. the bike was tested by attatching two 1,000,000 ton concrete blocks attached to the pedals then droped from space into the grand canyon and when it landed the blocks turned to powder and the the bike didnt even bottom out and didnt even have a scratch.
ryansteele
wrote
Oct 15, 2009 at 10:59
Oct 15, 2009 at 10:59
i then took it to canada on my dads own private learjet which is capable of mach 66,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x 10 to the power of aids which has its own football stadium which staged an fmx compitition just for me which i won with a triple triple triple backflip to triple front flip to nothing landing. once we landed at my dads private airport at mount 7. i entered the phsycossis race and won it in a chilled out run of 15.3 secs. i then went for a pint with the goast busters and smoked 90,000,000,000,000,p000,000,000,000,000,000, to the power of 90,000,000,000,000,000,000, to the power of Ron weasly kilos of pure 100 % THC skunk and was even stoned.
malkygee
wrote
Oct 13, 2009 at 14:59
Oct 13, 2009 at 14:59
whens the penny farthing dirt jumps ready? and can i get a shot?
ryansteele
wrote
Oct 9, 2009 at 16:44
Oct 9, 2009 at 16:44
ma dads got a quantom singularity(black hole) powered testicle brush that is capable of styling 4,000,000 pubes per nano second, I only wish i could use it. ma dad installed two collagen A bombs, one in each of my lips then detonated them while i toked on an 80,000,000,000 skinner cone which contained 10,000,000 X 10 to the power of harry potter kg of super super time machine spaceship upsidedown rockgarden cheesewire seesaw skunk which bob marley couldnt even smoke, and I didnt even get slightly stoned.
marzzochiboy08
wrote
Oct 7, 2009 at 4:20
Oct 7, 2009 at 4:20
i, how is mitch? wat u been up tae, bit of free time in pc of the passport
shockerrider
wrote
Oct 5, 2009 at 15:36
Oct 5, 2009 at 15:36
do you wake up still mental from the night before where you took on the teegay with a toothpick and try and brush your teeth with a 215ft joint that your dog shat out.
bunkey
wrote
Oct 5, 2009 at 12:55
Oct 5, 2009 at 12:55
ummmm dunno like, somewhere with jumpy flowy trails cz i might be on a bottlerocket. maybe towards end of hols or after hols too?
bunkey
wrote
Oct 5, 2009 at 11:24
Oct 5, 2009 at 11:24
mitch ya big gayyyyyy. we need to go camping again, plus some good brown, like i have now.
bunkey
wrote
Sep 21, 2009 at 10:45
Sep 21, 2009 at 10:45
Mitch ya big gayyy. im guessing recklessness started an argument with you, then deleted all comments except one which got you banned, making him look like the victim? He's a c*nt. Online bully epitomised. He did the same to me. Unfortunatly he's big friends with a lot of mods. f*ck him. hows yourself? reply in 77 hours lol. or just private message me. 
ryansteele
wrote
Sep 18, 2009 at 13:06
Sep 18, 2009 at 13:06
Ma dad bought 90,000,000,000,000 litre v1000 triple quadruple octy turbo Lada samara off luke skywalker then used it to win intergallactic rally with quazzie modo
operating the ion spaghetti cannon which fires 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to the power of Gandolf rounds per pico second. We then all went to the after party on the spiral moons of raynos 5 and i smoked 40,000 oz of of super gallactic genecticly modified skunk in just under 17 mins followed by a bear chug from darth vaders helmet and i wasnt even tipsy. then me and my homes puff daddy flew to optimas prime on a turbo charged tea bag.
operating the ion spaghetti cannon which fires 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to the power of Gandolf rounds per pico second. We then all went to the after party on the spiral moons of raynos 5 and i smoked 40,000 oz of of super gallactic genecticly modified skunk in just under 17 mins followed by a bear chug from darth vaders helmet and i wasnt even tipsy. then me and my homes puff daddy flew to optimas prime on a turbo charged tea bag.
shockerrider
wrote
Sep 14, 2009 at 11:53
Sep 14, 2009 at 11:53
ive been suspended from your account for having a laugh lol.minted
ryansteele
wrote
Sep 10, 2009 at 14:24
Sep 10, 2009 at 14:24
990000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 CC fiat punto
ryansteele
wrote
Sep 10, 2009 at 14:20
Sep 10, 2009 at 14:20
What does xd mean. just go to falkland on sunday and dont be a cum stain.
joshhh
wrote
Sep 10, 2009 at 8:35
Sep 10, 2009 at 8:35
haha i know.
I love you bbz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I love you bbz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ryansteele
wrote
Sep 9, 2009 at 14:40
Sep 9, 2009 at 14:40
80 billion cc skateboard with built in time machine and bang and olofson sat nav witch also has a 423423243215432653543243
1212134535500000000000 cc v 10000000000 engine. and he knows superman.
1212134535500000000000 cc v 10000000000 engine. and he knows superman.
ryansteele
wrote
Sep 9, 2009 at 14:35
Sep 9, 2009 at 14:35
50 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 0000 000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 CC ipod
ryansteele
wrote
Sep 9, 2009 at 14:32
Sep 9, 2009 at 14:32
your going to paint your mates balls? fair enough ya jobby jabber. infinity cc hairdryer
skawt-1
wrote
Sep 6, 2009 at 13:41
Sep 6, 2009 at 13:41
Ist Gurd velldone, how did every else do? I see fraser got 5th wowowowowow
stinkystu
wrote
Aug 19, 2009 at 14:20
Aug 19, 2009 at 14:20
work full time 7:30 till 5:30 dont get in the house till 6 then takes me an hour to get there so would be 7:30 - 8:00 by time i got there 
stinkystu
wrote
Aug 18, 2009 at 15:45
Aug 18, 2009 at 15:45
oh man was sitting in all weekend thinkin i aint been to unit in ages. give me a shout anytime your heading over, wont be able to make it during the week unless im off work tho could use a good day in unit
slypandington
wrote
Aug 18, 2009 at 15:36
Aug 18, 2009 at 15:36
awwwww yeaaa, anything bmx wise you want to purchase from me
got some wtp forks, and a stem
adam-cuthbertson
wrote
Aug 18, 2009 at 14:05
Aug 18, 2009 at 14:05
sweet, what did you get built at the forest? It was awesome I got it alot faster than my last time I was there.
adam-cuthbertson
wrote
Aug 18, 2009 at 14:00
Aug 18, 2009 at 14:00
na man the gondola station stopped bikes going up about 3:15 so we just packed the car and hit the road. There was no point in hanging about the hut.

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