ma dads just built a sub atomic particle collider to power his new tooth brush, its like the one in geneva but 1000,000, times more powerfull. it only took him 5 mins to design and build and brush. he took it to dragons den and has now sold 50,000,000,000 x 10 to the power of dumbledorfs cum sock. he now has more money than He-man and micheal jackson put together and he is going to buy me the new quantum powered santacruz v27000 which has 27 meters of travel all round with hope 50 pot dupleated urainium disc brakes and adamantium wheels. the bike was tested by attatching two 1,000,000 ton concrete blocks attached to the pedals then droped from space into the grand canyon and when it landed the blocks turned to powder and the the bike didnt even bottom out and didnt even have a scratch.

i then took it to canada on my dads own private learjet which is capable of mach 66,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x 10 to the power of aids which has its own football stadium which staged an fmx compitition just for me which i won with a triple triple triple backflip to triple front flip to nothing landing. once we landed at my dads private airport at mount 7. i entered the phsycossis race and won it in a chilled out run of 15.3 secs. i then went for a pint with the goast busters and smoked 90,000,000,000,000,p000,000,000,000,000,000, to the power of 90,000,000,000,000,000,000, to the power of Ron weasly kilos of pure 100 % THC skunk and was even stoned.

whens the penny farthing dirt jumps ready? and can i get a shot?

ma dads got a quantom singularity(black hole) powered testicle brush that is capable of styling 4,000,000 pubes per nano second, I only wish i could use it. ma dad installed two collagen A bombs, one in each of my lips then detonated them while i toked on an 80,000,000,000 skinner cone which contained 10,000,000 X 10 to the power of harry potter kg of super super time machine spaceship upsidedown rockgarden cheesewire seesaw skunk which bob marley couldnt even smoke, and I didnt even get slightly stoned.

i, how is mitch? wat u been up tae, bit of free time in pc of the passport

rite baw bag

do you wake up still mental from the night before where you took on the teegay with a toothpick and try and brush your teeth with a 215ft joint that your dog shat out.

ummmm dunno like, somewhere with jumpy flowy trails cz i might be on a bottlerocket. maybe towards end of hols or after hols too?